The Ten Things I Learned From My Five-year-old Nephew

1. A five-year-old's voice is much louder than 200 adults combined in a restaurant.
2. Toys have an average playtime of 120 minutes after which they disintegrate by themselves.
3. Undigested eggs when regurgitated do tend to stick to the walls and are a bit difficult to wash off.
4. You have to be a kid to be able to kiss your neighbor's wife and get away with it.
5. If you are cute with an innocent face, you can get away with blaming somebody else for those smelly farts.
6. Nothing is unbreakable - you just have to drop it right.
7. Tom & Jerry teaches you more life lessons than all the Godmen put together.
8. A randomly thrown ball in a room with a television tends to hit the screen, 9 times out of 10.
9. A cockroach has to be squashed to ensure that it stays dead.
10. Ranjikanth is God.